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RE: "Have you angrily clenched your ass muscle today?"

in #humor5 years ago

This is interesting, I’m currently in Greece, the joint with the language you said everything looks like. Really, I can prove it. This is last nights sunset.

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But I said this is “interesting,” not “a photo,” so I’ll continue. Besides, I’ve been writing article sized comments to you anyway, why stop now?

Interesting because I once lived in Aspen, too, true story. Young and stupid kid framing houses when i was 18. One of the many gated neighborhoods in Aspen, this particular one had one of Oprah’s houses in it. The dude actually flew out me and my homeboy to sheet two houses, put us up in an apartment too for the two weeks we were there. Eh man, I smoked back then, I only remember two prices of things, smokes were $5 when they were still $3 in California and I ish you not dude, a frikkin snickers bar was the same price—true’fa king story! A snickers bar was $5!

Alright, I better stop now before I go into my bipolar, cult creating, White Lightning brewing, debt collector fantasies cuz I don’t have any living kin that I’m aware of and I’m not prepared for some long lost ancestry dot com dr. Phil show.

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Ah! Yes, that is clearly Greece. It looks pretty. I want to visit someday. My line about all of it being Greek was a really subtle joke, actually, directed at the word diagnosis, which is of direct Greek origin, and at my supposed confusion about how to pluralize it.

Anyway. That's cool you were in Aspen. Snickers bars probably cost $10 a hit now. I avoid Aspen like the plague. Even if I was a billionaire I'd stay the fuck away from that hellhole.

Thanks for the article sized comment!