Greetings,

I am Saddam Sulkin. I present to you Words of Meaning. Today's theme is The Average American Lunch. Let us begin.

Sandwich

Square, sponge-like texture. Innards contain an oft-used spread of jelly-like liquid on layers of protein. Meat optional. Cheese optional. Tomato optional. Lettuce may be replaced with darker green plant fibers. Let us continue.

Uncrustable

Round, white. Enriched, bleached. Refrigerated or frozen,microwaved or toasted. Brown and purple pastes within. May be dipped in more jelly for additional carbohydrate. A favorite of Saddam Sulkin. Let us continue.

Lunchables

Hard, crunchy substance. Slimed meat, dry cheese. Together, a crackered sandwich. Apart, snacking with three-pronged variety. May be eaten by small children – do not let near. Store in a locked compartment and allow value to appreciate with time.

This ends today’s session of Words of Meaning.

I am Saddam Sulkin. Good day.

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