The Only 7 Things You Should Do Before 7AM

in #humor8 years ago (edited)

David Mao photo

The best way to boost your productivity, hack your life and kickstart your startup can be achieved in these seven simple steps.

1. Get right out of bed.

Don’t grab a phone or glasses, nothing. Just pop right up and out.

2. Walk directly to the bathroom.

Don’t bother with lights, slippers or even closing the door.

3. Release the bladder.

You’ve filled up the tank overnight. It needs to be emptied before anything.

4. Wash and dry your hands.

Cleanliness is above all. You don’t want to start the day unsanitary.

5. Head back to your unmade bed.

Leave the phone, clothes, pets and/or kids where they are.

6. Climb back in and get real comfy.

Even more than you were just minutes ago. Dig deep.

7. Go back to sleep.

Anything that has to be done before this ungodly hour is just wrong and must be pure evil. You are a far better person than that.


This originally appeared on Medium. (photo by David Mao)


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Funny! Unfortunately that's me at 9am too...
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Thanks, just getting set up, but I will definitely do so. Want to be more awake, lol.

Nice. I was lucky enough to read this without seeing the category "humor," so I thought it was really one of those productivity advice articles!

Ha. That's the best way. Then you get the "Oh youuuu..." [rascal] Thanks for reading.

lol. nice. :-)

haha this si perfect!