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Me and white dog woke up in a strange town this morning. I can't find my phone. There are bars on my window and I can't seem to get the door unlocked. Help

Are the bars the kind that you can get server drinks in? Or are they too small? Even if they aren't then refuse to be confined by what seems to be problem and go around the bars.

There are no bars

Tell them that whoever they are

You're right, I need to think outside the box here. There are no bars. The door is not locked. I'm sure I'll be fine!