Stupid Questions 347

English singer Jessy Nelson and “Klismaphilia”, are not mentioned that much in this particular edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Who Are You?”

What do you call the moisture on the chest of a very large-breasted woman?
(Mountain Dew)

Did you hear about the mattress company that has come out with a line of breast implants?
(They’re filled with mammary foam.)

Why do people sing in the shower?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, and credits, or just the movie itself?

do train sets and boobs have in common?
They’re both meant for children, but grown-ups love them.

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas? (Asking for a friend.)

I was once slapped in the face by a girl with 12 nipples.
Sounds weird, dozen tit?

Why do some people make drums out of everything and anything?

“Who Are You?”

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday.
This joke would be funny if it had a punchline wooden tit?

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

Why do we say “boop” when we poke someone on the nose?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it is not included?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Did you ever notice that a friend is like a good bra?
(They’re hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lift you up, and always close to your heart!)

Why do we say "I am so going to" do anything?

Why do people love popping bubble wrap?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Who Are You?”

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