Stupid Questions 350
American business owner and former actress Liberty Phoenix, “Telephone Scatalogia”, “Sloppy Jalopy”, and “Duck Butter” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Nothing here but an extra large dose of stupid questions. Here they are, folks!
If a woman is paralyzed from the waist down, is it still possible for her to orgasm?
(The answer to this one is “yes” and do not ask how I know that. I do not kiss and tell.)
How many of you are honestly paralyzed Facebook or Twitter are down?
Did you know you could shed 4 pounds a year if you have half-hour-long sex twice a week?
What do you call a really handsome potato?
(A spud muffin.)
Is it just me or does that eggplant emoji make no sense?
(I mean, guys, if your p3nis looks like THAT, you need to go to the ER immediately!)
Cass asked: Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery?
(Because it didn’t habanero.)
Is it true that it is only a “blowjob” if you are a sex worker and that if you’re not it’s only a “blowhobby”? Or is that a hard one to swallow?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Did you know the average vagina is only three to four inches deep but can expand to five or six inches when a woman is aroused?
Do you ever think that when you are in traffic and you let someone in you are being generous with both your time and the time of everyone behind you unable to pass?
Did any of you honestly think I would forget to post a gratuitous picture/video of lesbians?
Did you know semen is “so gooey” so that “it can stick to the back of the vagina, where the sperm needs to go to make a baby”?
Darrus A. asked: If you are a woman and you need child support then why not give full custody to the father since he must not need help?
Do any of you ladies ever tinkle in the shower and feel naughty like you need a spanking? (Do you have my cell phone number?)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
(Images courtesy of original owners)