Stupid Questions 367

American actress Jayden Bartels and “Psellismophilia”, aren’t mentioned much in this edition. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

(Note: Beware of rude, politically incorrect humor.)

“Foolish Questions”

Did you know that the vagina gets wet and expels sloughed cells all day and leaves some moisture which dries whitish and stiff on panties?

Guys, is it true that the ultimate in conflicting emotions is when she says: “Don’t put it in my @ss because it’s too big!”?

How often do you masturbate a week?

My name is Railey. I changed my name to Corby. Then I changed it to John. And then I changed it to Colin and then I was called Arthur. What is my name?
(His name is still Railey as he starts with this statement, the rest of the names are in the past.)

For how long have you worn the same pair of underwear?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

“Why Is It So Hard?” (Because you have long hair, paint your toenails, have an ample @ss, are smooth down there, and buy me stromboli!)

Did any of you think I would forget to post something about lesbians?

None of you still think I write this stuff myself, do you?

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included here?

What's your favorite type of porn?

How old were you when you started masturbating?

If a red house is made of red bricks and a yellow house is made with yellow bricks, then what will a greenhouse be made of?
(If you answered green brick, then you fell for this riddle, a greenhouse is made of glass!)

“Stupid Questions”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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