Rajinikanth Epic Jokes - Part 3

Rajnikanth can make a Happy Meal cry. 

What colour is Rajni’s blood? Trick question! He never bleeds. 

Rajnikanth's cricket team beat Australia by an innings and 44 runs in a One-Day International. 

The ice age ended when Rajnikanth lost his cool.

When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikanth! 

Only Rajnikanth has 32 wisdom teeth. 

Only Rajni sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky. 

Once a farmer put Rajnikanth's picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what...the birds even brought back the grain they stole last year.

Rajnikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajni's shadow was second.

Rajnikanth's Class 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia. 

The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth.

Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.