A Postmodern Parody of Science and Culture: An Analysis of a Hypothetical Scenario Involving Humanoid Dogs, Hip Hop, Chinese Buffet, Elon Musk, Florida, 1987, and Queen Nymphae Avernales Ambrosia

In this essay, I will attempt to analyze a hypothetical scenario
that involves a bizarre combination of elements, such as
humanoid dogs, hip hop, Chinese buffet, Elon Musk, Florida,
1987, and Queen Nymphae Avernales Ambrosia. The scenario
is based on a text that was originally written as a description of
a scientific breakthrough in tungsten coatings, but was later
modified and distorted by adding absurd and incongruous
details. The scenario is presented as a narrative that follows
the experiences of two humanoid dogs, dressed in hip hop
clothes, who also rap, as they witness the scene of the text
occurring in a Chinese buffet, set in an abandoned 1987 time
capsule in Florida, a Florida that has green skies filled with
hotdogs and waffle burgers. The scenario also includes a forest
maiden witch named Queen Nymphae Avernales Ambrosia,
who only wears green clothes, and her role as a warning to the
dogs sitting inside eating fried rice among plastic fake ferns full
of used ancient cigarette butts, to warn them of getting out of
the restaurant site unseen by a bunch of peculiar looking
scientists staring at Elon Musk coming out of a black stretch
limousine in a big black cowboy hat as if he is entering into a
Wild West saloon bar, only the Chinese buffet is an old 1987
semi abandoned glass frontage strip mall restaurant barely
holding together with time, stubborn determination and
resignation of place in the perpetual 1987 abandoned mall. The
scenario ends with the dogs speeding into the distance of the
abandoned mall into the green sky filled with hotdogs and
waffle burgers with the green witch forest maiden named
Queen Nymphae Avernales Ambrosia in a white rented Toyota
Prius.