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Tub Cat wonders how it took you 4 months to formulate the composition of your little 4 word sentence there.

And Tub Cat is a Cat un a Tub. Not a Cat in a Tube. Tube Cat... what sort of Cat would live in a tube? What a silly idea. The Tub is a life and the life is the Tub.

One month for each word. Only the best for Tub Cat

I know many tube cats, is it really such a bad position to be in?

This Cat belongs in a Tub and despises those who would lower themselves to exist in a tube. Tub Cat spits on Tube Cats. SPITS!

Tube Cats are no better than Tub Dogs!