My first post broke steemit!
I was so excited... Spent about an hour searching out a great joke to introduce myself with. I even rambled on about my little bubble of a world for all to read! Upon posting my first blog post ever, I checked for errors and paragraph structure.
Seemed to look good, and unlike this post was full of alot more content! I think I am going to publish this I thought to myself as I pressed save. But wait, dang, how do I add a picture after looking at my first post, it looks way better. A few clicks later and a decent picture of myself (along with my better half for shameless upvotes linked), I saved it again.
Done, I was so proud and anticipated the step back to view my post in all its glory...
It was kinda like my first sexual encounter. Huge buildup followed by disappointment, leading to numerous short "practice posts" Who knows, with enough practice I may even get good at this.
Wife said "not likely"...
Sorry to hear about the rocky start, but you can definitely look forward to a smooth, rewarding, and informative experience here on Steemit ^_^
Happy Posting!
Signed,obfuscate-meLol I break all my new toys, it is par for the course!
"Break in" is what I think you meant to say :)
I just saw the retweet from Steemit, take my upvote!
Sweet thank you!
lol your post is a true example that everyone here can do a first introduce yourself and earn money. upvoted. Btw, even I didn't have my first post yet hahaha.
It is the art of captivation...!
Glad to have you around!
Here are some tips if you're not aware of already:
#NSFWor for#testonly