Thank you, but I Don't Know Where to Start

I always find introducing oneself is a bit redundant because there's many things I can say about me that don't matter in the end. It's like that first day of class where instead of learning class time was spent recounting how many times someone got invited to a party and you didn't. Like how people went to exotic places like the Sahara and your wildest adventure was standing in Walmart contemplating the probability of you actually riding that beach cruiser bicycle before deciding to spare yourself the $200 leaving. Or how you knew the question to inform people about yourself would make it's way to you, but you're still highly underprepared to answer it in a promising way. So to compensate you focus on basic topics like how you got a dog or saw that new movie that everyone loved. You highlight the golden aspects to leave a glowing impression, but in the process you leave out what really defines you: how you spent all those nights reading books till dawn, wiping the haze of sleep from your eyes once the sun peaked out before jumping to goodreads to rave. How despite your best efforts you spent more time writing brooding poems and unsung songs that will never aid your increasing student debt. How despite knowing that this introduction really sucks at telling you about me personally, I’d rather blab nonsense about how I suck at introductions because I don’t know where to even start with what to say about me. But through my poems and thoughts I’m hoping you’ll see what's important and make the decision for yourself (without my sway) if I am interesting.