Let's be honest. Nobody reads these introduction posts anyway. So I decided to only pick key fun stories about my life. Jump in wherever you want. You'll find out I have a real weird life. 

Me with cripy 13 years

• I once asked Scarlett Johansson to marry me. She said: ”I’m gonna think about it”. Im waiting for 8 years now.
• I did not know my real name until I was 24
• I hate the comfort zone. I move every 3-6 months to a new country
• I learned to read the clock when I finished school
• I still don’t know how to tie shoes
• I once dyed my blonde but it turned orange. My then girlfriend hated it. So I did it again a few months later and we broke up. Worth it.
• My first childhood memory is the neighbour kid shooting a bird

• Snoop Dogg’s Management once wrote me an email. I deleted it accidentally. Found it much later. Had a project with him.
• I once was about to buy bitcoin when it was around 50 cents. I did not really understand the software. I ended up not doing it.
• There are days where I exclusively eat apples.
• I love cooking. If I wouldn’t have become a magician I would totally be a cook right now. Also I didn’t become a magician.
• I have read more books about economics than about any other topic. But Harry Potter is pretty dope.
• On average I change my profession every 3 years
• I got fired from a job from flirting with customer
• One of my hobbies is making people uncomfortable in public. Like “fake” breaking up in elevators, or exposing other peoples (fake) secrets while waiting in line.
• When I get bored I walk into shops and try to sell them my stuff
• Every 3 months I stop eating and only drink juice for 10 days. It’s much easier than you think
• During my childhood we had 6 animals. All of them died because of household accidents.
• Sometimes I wake up at 4am & watch cooking videos for 3 hours until the stores open. Be the first one, buy a bunch of stuff and cool the shit out my kitchen
• I rather spend a night watching the same Rick & Morty episode all over again than go to a popular club
• Since 2007 I make around 2 music playlists a month.

• I once got kicked in the nuts for asking a girl out (in a nice way)
• On parties I like to change identities. I’ve been french, australian, gay, ex-prisoner, Donald Trumps son among others. People believe the strangest stories
• I once got expelled from school for a week because a kid lied about me beating him up. I never touched him
• My worst date conversation was about “german grammar”. We were in a small boat. There was no way to flee. I was really desperate
• I have a really bad memory so I frequently call the people around me after movie stars, simpsons characters & pokemons
• I went to a halloween party dressed as a mummy. That night I made out with a girl who had no Idea how I looked like.

Despite all fun and games. I’m a very tolerant, friendly and helping persona. I think I’m gonna make a great dad. I hope I could make you laugh a little bit.