Hello, We Be Da Garden Gnomes

Hi Steemit!

Just a quickie to introduce ourselves to your awesome community. Who doesn't like a quickie? I hear that sack of bags Hermione Granger doesn't. But what's she know? She's just some stuck up sack of bags.

But us? Yeah, we're the Garden Gnomes.

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Image from Pixabay.

Well, we're pretty cool fellows. A little weird. But isn't there a little weird in all of us? You bet there is.

And sexy. Good gawd! We're sexy. Just look at us!

Anyways, we like to publish things. Like weird things. Fiction. Speculative stuff. Horror, sci-fi, fantasy, mixed genre, alternative history, weird history, and whatever pops into our twisted little minds. Which is quite a lot, but not much of it healthy.

We like to laugh, we like to cry, we like to scream at our televisions when the spooky masked monster dude cuts the cute young lady's throat with a, whatever. You know what we're saying. We're like your little brother--a holy terror, but fun to have around when it's just you and him.

Feel free to check out our home. It's humble, but it's home.

More to come soon. Games, contests, fiction, prompts, stories, weird shit. Look for it here. And if you have the gumption, find us on our Discord channel - Speculative Fiction Writers of Steemit.

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Hi,

This is a lovely introductory post, Thank you for taking the time to write the post and say hello to the community!

I am here to help!

I would encourage you to keep posting and comment on others users content to help make a name for yourself and to get the most out of the platform!

Feel free to comment on my content and I'll up vote your comments! Drop me a follow so you can comment a lot and get a lot of my upvotes!

I have upvoted your post!

@charitycurator :)

This should be really good to follow.

We'd like to think so. :-)


Welcome to Steemit @gardengnomepubs!

I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.

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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings!

welcome to steemit @gardengnomepubs

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Well, this looks like some fun is to be had here! We look forward to see what all you have in store for us.
Ren

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