alert("Hello, world!");

My name is Craig. I'm a web programmer, musician, writer, artist, but I feel zero attachment to any of those terms. I am thankfully able to comfortably pursue whatever interests me, but I still feel short on time. If only the outside world would pause so I can read all those books and articles I've been meaning to read, watch all those movies and shows, et cetera. I don't know what exactly I want to pause, but I feel that something is moving increasingly quickly, and if I take my time, I'll miss out on something else.

Sometimes, I ramble when I talk. When I write like I talk, I do it then too. I'll stop now.

I value creativity.
I value clarity in language.
I value honesty in friendship.
I value adaptability and empathy.
I make pictures with words,
sometimes intentionally,
but not always.

I overanalyze your jokes when I don't get them,
and also when I do but think they're stupid.
I don't take the serious things seriously,
but I will play along when appropriate.

I mentally correct your grammar mistakes
while maintaining my poker face.
I listen to you and ignore my impulses to interrupt
without forgetting.

Sometimes.