Hello, I'm Pluto and, dammit, I'm a planet
Perhaps you heard a few years ago when the power brokers got together decided that I was not "popular" enough to be a planet. They DOWNVOTED me!
That hurt! I had to wait a few of your solar cycles before responding to this vicous act.
It was the afternoon of August 24, 2006 when I heard the news. The International Astronomical Union, aka Satan, had created new "rules" for a planet. Satan claimed this rule was not directed at me. Satan said this action would changed nothing. SATAN LIED TO YOU AND ME!
As further insult, NASA has no mission to reach out to me. Sure, New Horizon did a flyby in December 2014. But, no attempt to stay in touch with me. Not one blockbuster Hollywood movie. At this point, I would not even mind Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck blowing part of me up as long as I could get attention to my disgrace.
If you get to know me, deep down I am a very interesting planet. Even Neptune has an attraction toward me.
My ice peaks rival any in our solar system. I have liquid methane for pete's sake.
I have nothing but love for all you earthlings. But, Satan lives amoung you. Satan want to deny my very existence. Revisionist history run amuck. You can change things. Help me in my struggle.
You may write me down in history with your bitter twisted lies. You may trod me in the dirt, but like dust I will rise.
long live: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizza (Mars, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto)
This is how I feel...
Being half the diameter of Mercury, and having 5 moons of your own, you've done a great job clearing space in your orbital path, as planets are known to do. You'll always be a planet to me!
See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto
You raise a very interesting question Pluto about the possibility of an Action/Adventure movie with you as the Star (Star Planet that is). We could call it Pluto Attacks or Planet of The Icicles. That might just get you the respect you deserve.
I feel you bro... don't worry, you are still planetary to me, and I love your Tombaugh Regio! You're all heart to me :)
How do you fix a broken tuba? -With a tuba glue!
Hi this is Pete you don't have to raise the liquid methane for my sake. While I'm here oh little dwarf Dog of Micky, here speaketh NDT (or Devil's Spawn as you'd probably call him) http://bit.ly/2bFAg7I Good Luck with your quest Cheers
Sorry Pluto, but no, you are not a planet. You are a dwarf planet along side your friends Makemake and Haumea. This doesn't mean you don't have a special place in my heart (you do).
Always a planet. I don't care what S has to say.
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.