I’M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD…. | introduction to Steemit

….once I figure out if it is socially acceptable to wear swimmer bottoms under my jeans down to the grocery store to get milk for the kids for breakfast because I have run out of clean underwear as well as milk.

But don’t worry; I have got my life together. Just check out my Facebook page, you’ll see!
I am practically Oprah Winfrey there.

So I after joining Steemit a few days ago I have been trying to figure out what to do as an introduction. What face am I going to put on for the Steemit community, who am I going to be here? You know, what part of my life do I share.

Rock Chick

Do I play the whole cool rocker card and talk about my glory days playing lead guitar in an all chick rock band, oh how wild and free we were! Living the crazy rock life, chugging bourbon, playing bars and biker shows without a care in the world. Nah, I’ll save that for Instagram where I can post pics of my hot guitars and awesome rock pictures all day long.


Lipstick Mafia playing the Dooen Bike Ralley

Frugal Mum

Maybe I should go the frugal organic mum, I can post tips about how to turn your trash into useful objects for everyday use around the house, you would be surprised, there are at least one hundred and one things you can do with a toilet roll, made from organic recycled paper of course. Or how to make your own mittens out of pet hair. Waste not want not. I can even tell you how to get rid of chill blains using a common every day thing that I guarantee you have at home……but I’m not sure you are all quite ready for that (still curious, Google it). These tips might be best for my blog ‘Mums Who Make Useless Crap Out Of Everyday Trash’

Gardener

I know, the gardening guru! I love giving gardening advice. And even if I don’t know the answer, I have a few standards that always work: “It’s the weather. It’s a fungus. Feed it with seaweed fertiliser. Too much water. Not enough water. Looks like you used too much seaweed fertiliser.” But there seems to be a lot of people here already who do actually know what they are talking about. Might be easier to bluff my way through on my local gardening groups Facebook page.

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My plant nursery Botanical. Located in my front yard and made from recycled junk

Crypto Hack

The crypto expert might be the route to take. I’ll just talk about my wins on the market, in hindsight of course. No one needs to know that I invested in Hexabot AND Chain Group or that I bought Bitcoin when it dropped from $19,000 to $18,000 thinking I was getting a bargain. “Oh look, I just made a 2% gain on my portfolio……after it dropped 60% from three months ago.” The trollbox at Tradingview might be better for that, at least my words scroll into oblivion eventually.

Environmentalist

How about the radical doomsday prepper environmentalist. I could share scary statistics on what we are doing to our world and how many years we can continue on. But don’t worry, being a prepper I can also tell you how to survive in one sentence when it does happen. Marry Bear Grills and do not lose your can opener.

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My beautiful husband on a Landcare plant out day

Or maybe I can give the solutions we need to do so we don’t destroy the world. But really no one wants to hear that their morning ‘Kenyan Double Mocha Soy Latte’ in a take away cup is destroying our planet, and I want to be sassy and popular!
I want to be more Bigbird and less Mr. Snuffleupagus. Let’s leave this persona for posting in the International Environment Forum where I am preaching to the converted and it is also popular opinion.

So in the meantime while I figure out my introduction, you can just call me Jody @jodytabs

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Welcome to Steemit @jodytabs!

I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.

Yes, I love Crpto too! Lots of detailed analysis on my blog along with some predictions

Here are some links you might find useful.
Your stats on SteemNow
Your stats on SteemWorld
Your stats on SteemD
How to use Minnow Booster
How does Steemit actually work?

Introbot is hosted and managed with donations from @byColeman to help make your journey on Steemit be truly rewarding. Your feedback is always welcome so that we may improve this welcome message.
Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings from @introbot & @bycoleman

Thank you. Great links, that should keep my Sunday busy :)

Hey Jody. I hope you have an awesome time on Steemit :) Great first post

Cheers Melissa, it looks like a great platform. Looking forward to being a part of the community

Hi and welcome. My name is @shauntaemonte or Aaron in real life and I'm still pretty new too and finding my way. But I wanted to give you an up-vote and say hi. One thing to know if your serious about this is being active with posts and comments and building your own little community of followers and people of similar interests. I invite you to follow me and visit my blog page. I'll keep an eye out for you.

https://steemit.com/cityscapephotography/@shauntaemonte/hola-panama

Hi Aaron, thank you for the tip. I've gone across and started following you. Appreciate your help :)

Welcome to Steem Community @jodytabs! As a gentle reminder, please keep your master password safe. The best practise is to use your private posting key to login to Steemit when posting; and the private active key for wallet related transactions.

In the New Steemians project, we help new members of steem by education and resteeeming their articles. Get your articles resteemed too for maximum exposure. You can learn more about it here: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@gaman/new-steemians-project-launch

Thank you for the tips. Keep up the good work.

Dear @jodytabs, thanks for your beautiful post, in order to support you i showed your picture in my blog. Please feel free to check the link below and if you like my effort then kindly donot forgot to upvote and follow me too. ;). If you donot like your reference in my post then just comment under that post, i will remove it.
https://steemit.com/life/@sultanmr/best-new-steemers-introductory-posts---page-5-1523834069-4972305

Done and done. Thank you :)