Hello @thoughtcrimes!
Wow, your going to do great here. You have a ton of popular topics that you can discuss! All of them will do wonderful and I'm almost positive that with time, your going to rise up in no time. Does that make sense? Steemit is rather tough to get started on. There's a lot to learn about the people here and how to do fun stuff with the formatting of your post. If you feel that you have written a quality post, feel free to use the tags #greetersguild and #newbieresteemday both of them are there for newbies to hopefully get seen and grow at a faster pace. You can also follow @greetersguild and @newbieresteemday, they are filled with wonderful Steemians that all have the same goal of helping newbies grow. They are there for you to ask questions and gain encouragement and support when needed. If you have any questions about Steemit, you can ask me at any time. I hope you have fun here and steem on.