Yes…I am a 34-yr old virgin!

in #introduceyourself7 years ago (edited)

Sorry for the clickbait….sorry not sorry actually.

Today is my first day on Steemit. That’s why I call myself a virgin. Kinda struggling with it now but will see how it goes. Thanks to my hottest crypto guy who introduced me into this platform, I think it would be a nice and warm place for me to introduce something new that I have experienced it myself for the Steemians here, such as, ketogenic diet, acrylic painting, Thai food cooking (other food as well), my experience in music festivals, how to raise a perfect troll … no… I mean a kid, and many more.

I am 34 years old working in an embassy doing everything from being nice to being bitchy if the situation allows me to. My hobbies each day involves being sane and being smart when I need to.

Apart from the full-time formal serious job, I am a social media manager and public relations officer for one hell of the most expensive salon de thé and pastry brands in the world for Thai branch (Yes, working remotely and trying to please every customer through social media….remotely…I repeat). Also I have been working as a subtitling/dubbing translator for movies, series and documentaries for 15 years now. Long enough for me to know what David Attenborough will say when he encounters an alligator.

One of the most important jobs that requires me not to die, not to be exhausted, not to complain, but suck it up (//laughing sarcastically) is being a single mommy of a 3-yr old boy who is still confused on how to communicate in Thai, English, Romanian and Arabic at the same time. I would say that this is the job that I enjoy but annoy me the most at the same time, but freaking worth every pain I have to endure before the labour. In a nutshell, my son is an amazing kid.

This is me….with a guitar…which I don’t know how to play lol
Anyway, I can sing…nicely though.
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Apart from singing, I paint. Here are some examples. I got this talent from being an introvert when I was a kid. Too bored to communicate with some stupid humans so…..let’s grab a paper and a pencil and be weird in my own fabulous way.

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One of my dreams is to join every festival in the world as much as possible and as budget allows. So if you are one of the festival freaks ranging from the mainstream one like Tomorrowland to one of the most jaw-dropping ones like Burning Man, please shout out loud and connect with each other.

I officially welcome you to my crazy breathtaking world. Are you ready, Player 2?

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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings from @introbot & @bycoleman

welcome to steem it all the best you 34 year old virgin rofl

rofl? Need my help to pull you up from the floor? :)))

no all good, its good reading something fresh and funny sometimes

A social media manager that works at an embassy, who succeeded at an involuntary reinvention the "house slippers and guitar" look gets our upvote ! =)

love youuuuuu my buttpacker! We really need to meet! I like your sense of humour!

Haha, are you from London ? :D

No i’m from Romania :)

Welcome and don't worry about the guitar, seems you can grab A major, just learn two more chords and write a hit. Most evergreens have three chords, so no need to be able to jazz around ..all you gotta do is sing. ;D

Is it that easy? hahaha. So i guess you can play guitar?

yeah, many big hits are even written in two chords... Some even only one chord. :O
Well, I m bluffing as good as I can.... So of course I can play Hendrix-Solos with my feet... :D

that even sounds more amazing. //calling foot fetish Steemians here lol

Considering this is maybe the most common fetish amongst guys, it ll generate millions of views, if some red nailed feet play a purple haze cover. :D

you are funny, aren't you?

No, I m a boring basement dweller living at his mom's and hope to be able to buy a Lambo soon ;)

So you are a funny daydreamer! Like me!

Hello! Excellent article, you're done! Welcome to Steemit, I'm glad to new friends and have followed you, I hope you will follow me as well, wish you successful development of your blog! 😃
Upvoted your post! 😉

Heyyy thanks a lot. Such a warm welcome from a human, not a bot lol. Followed you back!

You are welcome to this great community of intellectuals. You would have heard about the great benefits you may get from this community, most especially the financial aspect.

I will like to implore you not focus only on that, but also the benefits of connecting and communicating with great minds.

You may get less audience and upvoters at an earlier stage, but with commitment and dedication from you, you will certainly excel here.

You are welcome once again.

Such a nice and warm welcome. Thank you!

welcome!

fav here :)

awesome! thanks so much!

Warm welcome to Steemit, glad to see more khon thai ti nii khrub! My wife @suitcasemama and I live in Bangkok, wishing you all the best as you start your Steemit journey!

Sawaddeeka. Living in Romania ka. Wow I miss home so much. Please say hi to your wife for me!

Romania? Too cold khrub!! :) I will say hi and we will eat lots of arroy mak thai food for you! :)