Greetings Steemians!    

I am Sam and I am a soft-worker. No, this has nothing to do with a programming job. Nor has it anything to do with software or impotence. It's just me trying to accomplish what needs to be done in a subtle, more gentle, way. I love to admire others and being humble makes me feel safe and at ease.  

Surely, that's not the most exciting way to live. I am more a romantic kind of guy. I don't really like television, but I do love movies that make me cry. I actually dislike writing this. While writing fiction comes relatively easy, I really struggle with this about me. So? I've decided to go ahead and expose myself a bit more than I would have liked. For the sake of that uncomfortable feeling. Here goes nothing.

 A relational disaster. Not the best friend ever, but I try to be. I don't always want to talk, which doesn't mean I am angry. So please don't worry. I own sarcasm, because life is ironic. Most likely I am an introvert. I prefer quiet places. When my favorite artist performed nearby, I almost bought tickets. I felt an itch, but having discipline I didn't scratch. Proud moment.  

Sexually I'm pretty much inactive. But if this has to be uncomfortable, I might as well make the most out of it. Not a standard 13 in a dozen kind of guy. 30+ years of age. Virgin and cool with it. Penetration just isn't my thing.  Thought about it a lot, especially during my teens, but cuddling and that other subtle – less invasive – stuff just feels right. For me. So I am sexual in a soft-core porn kind of way.

Friendship is awesome. But what kind of people do I like? Humans mostly. I like humans, while there are plenty of them I sincerely disgust. Loyalty and discretion. Perhaps my best traits. I am kind of like a dog. Feed me and I'll follow you. People have needs and I think you should not have to be ashamed about those needs or replace those needs with wants. Being happy isn't about accepting other peoples bullshit. So be yourself. You'll be great!  

Meanwhile I can be a meanie. At school I was told I had an image problem. My response? 'That's not my problem!” Story of my life. Being unpopular for having strong opinions about what's going on in the world. I believe in differences. Having the space to disagree with each other is fundamental for our (sense of) freedom. So please, don't expect me to be politically correct. I am dreaming of a better place where religion is like other personal preferences, not somebody else's problem. Secular and peachy.

There is still plenty I could add to this about me, but I guess this has been boring enough already so I would have placed a picture here - A selfie of me eating a banana (I Mean, who needs dick pics when we have bananas?) - but I don't know how!

So where to go next? If you have any suggestions on how to make this 'introduction' even more ridiculous, feel free to let me know. 

Thanks for reading and I'd love to read you too.

Bye, bye!