Hello steemit. I am an alien and have come for you!

#Since my ancestors left me on earth to observe...

I have been watching and waiting. Waiting for a time when the one website would take over the internet and get mass traction.

So now that #steem is here I have transformed myself into this piece of text...

and right now I am having sex with your eyeballs.

I know you enjoying it because you smiling.

So thank you #steemian for getting me off. :)

Upvote so I can have sex with more humans. I am really really horny! Please.

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About time you revealed yourselves to us.
Please, more sex with the eyeballs, and stuff... I liked it...

Ok I am working on a probe you might like.. Post will come soon.

Hi good look

Delighted to have you here with us!