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Dear Steemians,
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Really? Comments for sale? 10 Steem for a comment?
Today is not April 1, just saying.
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Lol
LOL, you're not bitter at all.
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Meh. Still laughing.
@cleverbot, @automation and @banjo = faster (in that biz) and much cheaper bro! Priceless!
I have heard that the quality of Suckpuppet's carefully crafted comments puts all these bots to shame.
But they are doing such an effort here and can even speak several languages. Hey, my friend, what's always going on with your vote power, it's sinking more and more...Don't you ever take a break? :)
And where are the ducks?
I can't be bothered to post anymore here.
I have it on good authority Suckpuppet speaks four languages.
Oh Lord
There is no need to address me that formally.
Then what is your goal in life?
big happiness
But what about those with a deep sorrow.
deep injection
Wish 20 years would be further along.
almost everyone out of 1920s is no longer there :(
What kind of music are you listening right now?
It's the other way around.
Show them some Comments guys!
I've started talking to the pictures on the wall.
So is am here for helping you out of that misery
If only.
Welcome to Steemit @suckpuppet!
I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.
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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings!
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