joke of jan

in #joke6 years ago

english version
you ask the class:

  • Children, how much would you raise the watermelons?
    Basia responds:
  • I would not even raise one.
    Krzysiu answers:
  • I would raise two! One under one arm and the other under the other!
    And Hubert:
  • I would raise three! One under one arm, the second under the second and the third one I'd had on pen * sa!
  • And you, Johnny, how much would you raise the watermelons?
  • I would raise five!
    You are surprised, he asks:
  • How? Jasiu is not possible!
  • One I would take under one arm, the second underneath the other, on pen * I would get a Hubert and he would keep a watermelon under one arm, under the other armpit, and on pen * sa would se the third!

Polish version

Pani się pyta klasy:

  • Dzieci ile byście unieśli arbuzów?
    Basia odpowiada:
  • Ja bym nawet jednego nie uniosła.
    Na to Krzysiu odpowiada:
  • Ja bym uniósł dwa! Jednego pod jedną pachę a drugiego pod drugą!
    A na to Hubert:
  • Ja bym uniósł trzy! Jednego pod jedną pachą, drugiego pod drugą a trzeciego bym se nabił na pen*sa!
  • A ty Jasiu ile byś uniósł arbuzów?
  • Ja bym uniósł pięć!
    Pani zdziwiona pyta:
  • Jak? Jasiu to nie możliwe!
  • Jednego bym wziął pod jedną pachę, drugiego pod drugą, na pensa nabiłbym sobie Huberta a on by trzymał pod jedną pachą arbuza, pod druga pachą i na pensa by se nabił trzeciego!
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