A post to make you smile :)

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? ... A Brazilian ...

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot ..... It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away ....

Whats the difference between a snow man and snow woman? .... Snowballs

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?" .... Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."

Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument .... I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them ....

What do you call a T-Rex's bruise? ... A dino-sore.