Airplane Safety
hello steemit,
I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side -- maybe he'll get sucked into it long enough for me to get off the plane.' Is that selfish of me?
Link: http://jokes.cc.com/funny-lookin--good/m4ziqj/john-caponera--airplane-safety