interesting questions?

How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, “When I was little
What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass
If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.

St. Peter: “What do you want? ”
Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!
How do you know that Noah was white?
No black guy could go 40 days on a boat without eating chicken.
The following conversation took place in school.

Teacher: So we are all descended from Adam and Eve.
Young kid: My dad says we came from apes.
Teacher: That’s probably true for your family Abdul
Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school todayA Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.Hypocrisy – When a Jehovahs Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

What do you call an angry Muslim?

Amin AbadMood
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”