Dirty One Liner Jokes (part-4)

If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.

Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin.

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies

Q: Did you hear about the African American girl who was quiet during the movie?
A: She wasn't

Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion.

Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

Q: Whats the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.

Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!

Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

Q: Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
A: They both suck for four quarters.

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off

Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls

Q: How do you rape a camel?
A: One hump at a time.

Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool?
A: Vegetable soup.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

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