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Childhood talk

1st friend: I know, I fell down from five o'clock in my childhood.

2nd friend: What the hell! Then? Then what happened? Did you die?

1st friend: know what! What is the childhood and remember now?

Childhood talk

1st friend: I know, I fell down from five o'clock in my childhood.

2nd friend: What the hell! Then? Then what happened? Did you die?

1st friend: know what! What is the childhood and remember now?

I'm a horse!

Two cows stood together on the field.

One asked another person: Did you hear about "Mad Ka Disease"? What a horrible disease !!

The other said: Hey, what will happen to know that, I am a horse!

Cows and goats

One cow and one goat were eating grass in the field.

At one point after the start of the quarrel, the cow is telling the goats

Cow: Beta goat, you really are a cow.

Then the goat became excited and said

Goat: Looks like you're talking like a goat.

Money from money

Son: Father, I think, from tomorrow we will become very rich.

Dad: How?

Boy: Tomorrow our brains teach us how to make money.

First: Why do not we see the sun at night?

Second: How to see! The sun is seen in the dark at night!

Night darkness

First: Why do not we see the sun at night?

Second: How to see! The sun is seen in the dark at night!

Police: You say, thieves steal the refrigerator, car, money, ornaments from your house last night?

Homeowner: Yes |

Police: But why not take the TV?

Home owner: how to take it! Then I was watching TV

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THANKS FOR EVERY ONE READING MY POST @robert31

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sir @robert31, amusing joke. Your creative skill is great. Keep sharing your creativity. We can learn from your skill sir. Go on sir. Best of luck sir.