THE ATHEIST TEACHER
In a classroom, an atheist teacher prepares for the beginning of her evil teaching:
- Children, the title of today's class is ... "God does not exist".
She immediately tells one of her students to stand in front of the main window of the room. - Boy, I want you to tell me if you see the schoolyard.
- Yes, teacher, I see it clearly.
- Now tell me if you see the trees.
- Yes, I see them perfectly.
- Now I want you to concentrate. Look up to heaven and tell me with all sincerity if you see God.
The boy went closer to the window to have a better vision and after awhile of looking and looking he answered the teacher: - No teacher I can not see God.
Then the teacher again addressed her students: - Did you all see that this boy did not see God? It is very clear that God does not exist, because if God existed, this boy would have seen it.
At that time a girl who was at the end of the room raised her hand and said to the teacher: - Master, can I ask the boy some questions?
- Of course, young lady.
- Boy, do you see the schoolyard?
- Yes
- Do you see the trees in the school?
- Yes.
- Now, boy, concentrate. Do you see the teacher's brain? The boy looked at the teacher with great attention and responded to his fellow student totally disappointed.
- No girl, I do not see the brain of the teacher.
Then the girl categorically concluded:
According to what we have learned today ... The Teacher does NOT have a BRAIN.