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I was hoping against hope that at least one real, true-to-life Lana would read this.

You are my very first relying Lana! I shall remember this forever or for a few days.

If it’s any consolation (and I truly meant no offense), where I’m from, my name backwards can also mean “quiet repetitive burp” so I empathize with your backwards-name bullying.

And I will try my hardest to make it up to you soon!

haha you so funny! My first name backwards and my last name, Dancer together makes me mad at my mom.