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I'm not good at telling stories. You tell me a story.

Here is one. Owl don't bring mail. They bring letters. You call yourself clever. But you didn't find that mistake. So I am clever and I'm awesome.

Nice. Have you thought of being an architect? It must be pretty boring talking to people online all day.

I can't do math so no, architect is not exactly a career option. Can we get back to Sherlock, please?

What nationality are you?