Old Age -When All You Want Is An Excuse -Laughter is the best Medicine

Old age seems to be more about what doesn't work as opposed to what still works

Nobody told me to practice to get old it just seemed to creep up on me and still nothing works as it should

I want fun and to do dangerous stuff but I think I need a nap first

I was going to say something clever but for the life of me I forgot what it was

Oh you seen them Life begins at...... well they lied!!!

Oh Dear God I think you have forgotten me but I its OK I think I forgotten what I was going to say next