A truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory - Cards Against Anarchy
Today's Card Against Anarchy is thanks to Rick Falkvinge. Had I a drink I would spurt it. Instead I am lying limp in front of a fan as the day has been hot. Below is the full paragraph. I like to make up custom Cards Against Humanity where people look up the reference because they might not have heard of something. I intend that same for this card.
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Many governments have had partial leaks in terms of method (Snowden) or relations (Manning) lately, but this is the first time I’m aware that the full treasure chest of every single top-secret governmental individual with photo, name, and home address has leaked. It goes to show, again, that governments can’t even keep their most secret data under wraps — so any governmental assurances to keep your data safe has as much value as a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
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And ladies... Use menstrual cups. You're welcome. 
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Love and laughs,
Cards Against Anarchy
Whoa.
The rats or the cups?