😆Top 3 Daily Jokes (Day 14)
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Marriage Joke
The husband and wife are at the store. She's trying on clothes, and he's telling her that they are too expensive. The salesman listens for a while, then she says, "This is strange, sir, the last time you were with another lady, you did not make such a circus for the price!"
Wife Joke
"Did you hear that Mike's wife has left?" "Really? And how did he take it?" "It's much better now, but the first week he was exploding from happiness."
Partners Joke
There are always three levels in the partner relationship ... At the beginning: He speaks, she listens to him. After the marriage: She speaks, he listens to her. After 10 years of marriage: They both speak, neighbors listen.
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