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Sounds like Milo Minderbender, of "Catch 22" ..but less destructive.

Absolutely. I find it difficult to feel any animosity towards this guy. He committed a crime and beat the system but who actually got hurt here.

I swam to work on a giant bottom-feeder, just the other day. Then, I left him at the carp-park, and went on my merry way.

Ha ha ha ha good one

Ilf and Petrov wrote a hilarious books about a scammer Ostap Bender, who brilliantly use ossified bureaucratic mind of Soviet Empire. This case is actually the same diagnosis to a Western Empire.

Wow I think I have to read that book thanks for the tip