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You see.... It was the pressure to deliver an awe inspiring article to the ever growing steemian masses that drove me to begin writing the post. The demise of my beloved screen had nothing to do with the fact I was drinking an alcoholic beverage and attempting to detach the headphones. Thats actually a different reality ( one where I dont live in self denial about how I have butterfingers and a tendency to blame others fpr my own mistakes).

But I'm quite certain I don't exist in that reality, the one in which you have headphones. So how could I be reading your reply?
This is getting stranger and stranger. It's dizzying, trying to track the timeline jumps.

A version of you exists in that reality just as a version of me exists in that reality obviously those versions are inferior to us in many ways but none the less, all will be revealed. (thanks for the upvote)!

Obviously those versions don't have a clue, but that's okay. It's their reality. :-)