I thought about going to hell but then my car broke down, and after replacing the alternator I couldn't afford the trip to hell anymore. So I didn't go.
Hi everyone!
Hello!
Hi again!
Hey there!
Thanks!
No, really, thanks!
You guys are great!
You gals, and you guys, and you who consider yourself other than guy or gal, all of you are just great!
It's me, @brandt, back again with another round of The Neverending Standup, again, for some reason!
Although to be honest, after doing eight of these episodes now,
I'd much rather just put a bullet in the back of my head, and the madman inside my mind's head, and the madman inside the madman inside my mind's mind's head,
than keep this silly show going.
Three in one blow!
We took a vote on this.
Unfortunately for me, the madmen both voted against suicide.
1 for, 2 against, so here we 3 Brandts are, still somehow very much not dead.
Goddammit, madmen!!
How am I supposed to come up with the material for Episode 9 of The Neverending Standup if our dumb little democratic process takes suicide off the table??
You've gotta have suicide on the table in order to write this kinda shit, madmen!
You can't just pull this kind of creativity outta fuckin' nowhere,
it's gotta come from someplace really dark,
someplace really cold,
and sad,
and unpredictable!
You know this!!
The Neverending Standup doesn't work when you take suicide off the table!
I want my goddamn suicide option back,
madmen!!
And you know what I'm gonna do?
Know what I'm gonna do, madmen, if you don't put that option back on the table?
I'm gonna cancel this whole goddamn show!!
That's right, if you don't put suicide back on the table,
I'm canceling The Neverending Standup, forever!!
You don't get to vote on this.
Because that was the deal, madmen.
Don't act like you didn't know!
I told you!!
I'll be democratic about the suicide option,
but I'm gonna run this show like a dictator!
That was the deal!
The Neverending Standup is mine, and I'll do with it whatever the hell I want to do with it!
You wanna take away my suicide option?
Fine!
Go right ahead!
Take it away!
But don't blame me for the fact that because of you and your idiotic decision,
this show is now canceled!
That's right, you goddamn idiotic madmen!
This show is canceled!
This show is over!
It's all over now!
The Neverending Standup must not go on!
The Neverending Standup SHALL not go on!
It is over!
The Neverending Standup is OVER!
Thanks for the disclaimer, this better not be the end of the never ending stand up. That would be nearly as ridiculous as saying “the end of never ending.” Keep’em coming @brandt—I dig your style.
I might be able to help with d.tube, I’ve experienced the same thing (I think). Well, I shouldn’t say that because I have no idea what your device is telling you and I can only go off what it did to me a few times.
I was actually told something along the lines of “youtube has had several years to work out their bugs—d.tube is still new.” What I’ve had to do in the past, @brandt, is wipe out my browsing history. There’s a term for it that non technically challenged people say, whatever they say. Clear the cache, clear the something, I don’t remember what they call it now. I know my terms, though, hopefully it makes sense to you. It goes like this...
Sign out of d.tube completely and clear all of my history so that my phone doesn’t know I’ve ever signed into d.tube. Like starting all over kind of towhere even my browser doesn’t go to Pornhub with the thought of typing one P in the browser—ok, forget I said that.. something about P and Pornhub doesn’t sound right, I’m not into that ish... or should I say gold? Dude, how in the F did this response get to this point?! 🤔
Ok, well, I hope something I said makes sense. See you next time, madman’s.
lol, thanks for this lovely comment. One of the reasons I called it the neverending standup was to force myself to keep it going… but burnout, man, it's a real thing.
I will look into your d.tube solution later. Much appreciated!
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Thanks @creativecrypto!