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And my pants are non-negotiable. They're on. Period.

I thought you were streaking though.

I have been known to be bargained with.

This comment thread is too long. I'd like to just bring us back to the top, to my beardless unproductive ennui.

I gave this almost two weeks to breathe, but I can't wait any longer.

lol, glad to have you back.

Not as much as I'm glad to have the front!

Don't tell me how glad I may or may not be about having you back.