when drinking alcohol, always drink something non-alcoholic in between.

For beer it's the same amount, wine double as much and Schnaps 8 times as much.

This way you'll stay in control but still have the "fun" effect of alcohol.

Also: Quit smoking, start working out twice a week and try to reach a BMI of 21.

And if you find a women who's really awesome, immediately marry her (ask her relentlessly, the usually give up at one point). Make women compliments, they love it and it's cheap for what you can get out in return.

...Because and never forget: You are in for the long game.