The one I was told about. By fuz. That the api was made "deliberately difficult to use" by St. Dan.

Except that is retarded. And as soon as I heard that I should have been shouting it from every rooftop.

And THAT is what I fucked up here. And I'll openly confess that one:

I've done mighty wrong by not disclosing all of this much sooner. I will be posting the conversations shortly.