First of all thank God that Pinocchio doesn't have nostrils! Do you know how gross that would look? Would anything stay in them as they grew or would gravity have its way with him?
Ask your cat why he thinks the kitten broke the sink. I'm curious.
Will other players actually touch the chips you lose to them or do they just fold every time to avoid that? It is an excellent strategy by the way.
Worst lie: "Branson Missouri is as much fun as Las Vegas".
maybe he has a lot of nostril hair to hold on to the contents, you never know
that gorilla's still a better liar than trump :p
Hands are bigger too. But Trump would tell you his are much, much bigger. They are amazing!!!