I've never been a fan of the night life. Out here, though, night life can get quite interesting. It is advisable to carry a powerful flashlight and a more powerful pistol due to the wildlife in the woods.

I jest, mostly. But when I lived in town, I never saw the appeal of the barfly life. My first apartment was next door to a middle aged woman who spent every day in the local tavern, and came home very noisily in the wee hours of the morning, often having an argument with whoever accompanied her for the evening. Not at all appealing.