Things My Teacher Said Vol. I - Getting to know Mr. Q

I've never had a teacher this amazing.

In the beginning of my Senior year of high school, I had a teacher, for my safety and yours, we'll call him Mr. Q. He's said some things that were a little... unorthodox. Some of these quotes actually make sense, and do hold some truth to them. Many of these quotes seem to require context to fully understand them. The truth is, Mr. Q didn't even know what he was talking about half the time!

All the others are complete nonsense. Enough talk. Enjoy.

10/12/2016 - “As long as you’re playing, you’re winning” (On being successful)

10/17/2016 - “You can’t lecture your drug dealer on morality”

10/27/2016 - “You know why I made it? Because I don’t care” (He said this right after throwing some paper into the trash without looking)

11/04/2016 - “Morality can quickly change when bank accounts come into play”

01/10/2017 - “Viagra will save all these exotic species” (I don't even want to know where he was going with this)

01/24/2017 - “Every nuclear power plant is an architectural masterpiece. Do we do that in our county?”

01/27/2017 - “Women’s rights… The right to ROCK AND ROLL.” (He opened class by showing a video of a woman soloing on a guitar next to Michael Jackson.)

01/31/2017 - “If you curse in a room and nobody’s there to hear it… That’s a zen question…”

02/01/2017 - “That’s the life - nine to five, you pass gas and go home.”

02/01/2017 - “My dad had cancer three times. He’s just cranky!”

02/07/2017 - “Don’t get high on gasoline, that… That’s an IQ ERASER!”

02/08/2017 - “If it liquifies gum, don’t put it on your skin.” (Talking about ingesting mysterious liquids.)

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Let me know about any crazy things your teachers either said or did in the comments!

Thanks!