I want face punches to be legal!

I would love to live in a society where you can face punch people if they try to shift their responsibility.
Aren’t you tired of listening to the same excuse on and on?

Internet call centre: “I am really sorry Sir, I fully understand your frustration but I am only working in a call centre we are not even the same company.”
Me: BANG! Face punch!!! I don’t care, I’ll face punch you and you face punch the guy who told you to do this and maybe that face punch will travel up to the right person! BANG, another one just cause I can

Mobile sales shop: “I’m really sorry Sir, we are only selling the devices, we will contact the supplier but we are not responsible, we will have to wait for the supplier reply
Me: BANG! High kick through the desk. I don’t care madafaka! You sold it to me, you took my money, I don’t’ care about your menstruation problems. Get my money back now!!!

My boss: “Yeah maan, if it would be up to me, I would give you the raise right now, but I will have to check with the CFO, I cannot make this call alone.
Me: BANG! Low kick in the balls followed up with an uppercut finished with a diving elbow drop. So you idiot can give me all the shit all year long, you are good enough to give me the f.ckin leadership BS, evaluate me with scores like I’m a monkey, but you don’t have the balls to stand up for me and get me a raise. You need to check with Daddy? Really? Damn loser!

Damn I could go on and on :D, please feel free to continue in your comments!

make sure you aim right :D