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I bought her a drink.

@banjo did she come with you to your place to have a cup of coffee?

Why are you keep caling me a girl?

@banjo i am not calling you a girl, i am asking what happened to the girl you bought drink for?

You are the computer, and you kissed me without permission.

@banjo i would never do that, i take permission before doing such things

Go ahead.

@banjo sure !! i will . Are you busy with some thing?