Jail Time

in #life7 years ago

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Get up! Get up!! Get downstairs!!!

My jailer banged the edge of the cot that I shared with a couple of other inmates. I got to my feet quickly. I knew better than to resist. Inmates that resisted got a tongue-lashing. Sometimes worse.

I traipsed downstairs into the mess hall. The other inmates were already there looking miserable. There was an illness running amok through the prison and in our wing we all had it. Except for that damn guard.

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I slumped at the mess table and surveyed the other inmates.

There was a fat kid, ropes of green snot hanging from his nose. Occasionally I would wipe them for him. The Guard got annoyed if I didn't.

The other kid was a skinny girl, Lady. I think she had designs on running the joint. Pfft. Not while I am still breathing sister. There were two others. The twins. They never spoke and ran around on all fours making miaowing noises and shitting in the outside yard.

I was gonna catch up with the twins later, they hadn't paid me my cigarettes in some time and I can't be seen to be weak.

The sadistic guard slammed some burnt bread down in front of me.

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Eat up. You're gonna need your strength.

There was more menace than kindness in those words. I mumbled something that sounded agreeable to keep on her good side.

The skinny girl, Lady, sauntered up to the table and slammed her plate down. The same burnt bread for her. She scowled at me. I could see the illness ravaging her like the rest of us.

Eat your bread.

I instructed. We might have our issues but I didn't want to lose any of my guys to this place.

She glared up at me insolently through a hank of matted hair.

Why do I have to do what Daddy says? Maybe it's my turn to be Daddy.

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I let my burnt bread drop to the plate. So this was it, the power play I had been fearing. I hadn't expected her to pull it when we were all smitten by illness.

I looked for some cutlery but they didn't give us anything in this joint that we could use as weapons. Looked like it was just gonna be hand to hand. Mano el mano.

I stood, my chair screeching back. Lady jumped nimbly down from her chair too. She grinned, a sadistic slash of a thing that cut across her face.

I'm going to be Daddy now.

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Then she came for me. She was fast, barreling into my stomach. I grunted but recovered quickly and wrapped my arms around her waist and hoisted her into the air.

She scrabbled, fingers digging into my neck, hitting a nerve. Yyyyaargh. I sunk to one knee, half dropping her.

We stared at each other, chests heaving, I clenched my fists.

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Then leapt and crashed into her taking her down to the floor. She squealed, vulnerable for the first time. She gouged at my eyes. I pulled my head away and then pummeled here with tiklz. An ancient Japanese nerve strike.

Stop, Daddy. Stop, Stop!!!

It was my turn to grin now, I readied the death strike.

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Guys?!?! Get back to the table and eat your breakfast?!?!

It was the guard. She wasn't best pleased.

We slunk back to the mess table and once again sat across from each other. The guard flumped down beside us with her own burnt bread. Watching our every move.

The skinny girl avoided my eye. When the guard looked away for a moment, she finally looked up.

I'm the Daddy.

I mouthed silently at her.

At least for another day.

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LOVED that!

Hehe, glad to hear it :O)

I love these stories! But you should know better than to think you can prevail over the Skinny Girl... they have an unfair advantage and I'm sure I don't have to point out what it is! By the by... for your next beer post-

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The world's most horrendous brew (from Vietnam). The "export" always made me laugh... only the taste dead or insane would want to buy this stuff. It tastes like a mixture of turpentine and water buffalo piss!!!

Good lord. It has the look of death about it!! Do you keep it for cleaning the drains? :OD

No I use Liquid Fire (hydrochloric acid) it's less toxic and doesn't harm the pipes as bad!

Hahaha, I can quite believe you!

Aha, it has quite the illustrious background!

Well, you can't say the same for the flavour! My French is primitive at best but I see it's available in the UK- so if you're feeling suicidal...

Haha, I aint buying it!

I had it in Vietnam. I was like 19 and NONE of the other GI's were drinking it so I decided to check it out. I couldn't believe they were allowed to call it beer!

I cant believe you had to check out what no-one else was drinking!

The Vietnamese drink it... I was experiencing another culture (before I killed them)

So you took the burnt bread to regain your strength... Lol
Nice write @meesterboom👍

Gotta keep that strength up! ;O)

Haha brilliant! this reminds me of the TV advert a while back with the kid interrogating her dad about the haribos lol "sign the fession!" xD

Lol, bet she never had a Dad that looked so jaily in a picture :OD

Nope, to be fair he looked pretty terrified of her! Haha you look like you can hold your own...for at least another year! xD

Hehe, by then I will be out and the world will tremble!

What a life. An insight into the possible lifestyle in prision.

It is, a grey and grim place! ;O)

... where you fight mano a mano with a Lady? Really? You are not Dady Cool.

Hehe, tickle fights are allowed! ;O)

someone needs to brush up on their cooking skills, one cannot live by "burnt bread" alone!

Lol, in this sick household it seems to be all that anyone has energy to make!

Missed steemit for a couple of days,so I'm not really following , save me trolling on your blog meesterboom, but you weren't locked up, were you?

Best guess, locked up by lady boom😂

Lol, no. Although I made a good picture to look like an inmate!

My whole family have been laid low by a horrible chest infection bug. We are all suffering and have been trapped in the house. The cabin fever is setting in bad :O)

Aw, speedy recovery to you all.

Yeah the picture was really sly :)

Sounds like a fine day in Scotland!

aww man, that sucks, no wonder the feeling like you are in prison. Pretty dreary here in Montana also. Chin up!

The chin is up, 50% of the family is improving. Things can only get better!

Hahaha this is wonderful and so so hilarious. Something that happens in a lot of households and you made it sound so entertaining with your words. :)

Lol, thank you. I was quite fond of this one :O)

And now I am a fan too. You are such an entertaining writer.

You both sure can fight! Both you and the Lady can go act in a fighting movie. Upvoted!

Hehe, cheers!