Morning!
Despite forcing my way through an almost solid wall of wind and rain, I was fairly cheery upon arriving into the office.
It was nice and early, so I knew I was guaranteed my favourite seat. The one that actually used to be mine before hot-desking became a thing.
I sauntered up to it. Across from me was a snotty Business Analyst, Wetty.
He looked up and made a mew face of greeting.
MORNING CUNTO!
I exclaimed loudly, slamming my bag down on my desk.
I beg your pardon!?
Wetty looked outraged as if he were a young beaver noticing that Greta Thunberg did not have a flipper tail.
I sat down with a flourish and craned my neck above my twin screens.
Morning cunto?
I said as if having to explain to an old lady that wolf bagging wasn't like it was when we were young.
Wetty made a peculiar coughing noise like a Badger in deep undergrowth.
I would rather you didn't say that, please.
He said primly.
Say what? Good morning? That's not very nice, I'm only being polite.
I replied in a hurt tone.
Not that and you bloody well know it. The other thing!?
Wetty looked annoyed. And disgusted. Even a little angry. Like a young shaved gerbil after a bungled insertion.
Oh, CUNTO!!! Don't be daft man, it's a term of endearment!
I smiled brightly at him to show that we were all cuntos here.
He winced then pursed his lips in a thin disapproving line.
I don't like it. I don't want to hear it. You hear?
He said this masterfully as if we're aboard his schooner and I were but a disobedient boy in the rigging.
Alright. What about cunty-baws, that any better?
He made a strange whimpering noise in reply like a Welsh rabbit lost in a fog.
That's it. I'm done. Your language is disgraceful.
Huffily, he gathered his things and mumped off to a desk on the other side of the office.
A few minutes later one of my colleagues Angles arrived and walked over.
I waved at the seat Wetty had only just vacated.
Morning, lass! I saved your seat for you.
Ooohhh.. careful he will be grassing you to Bossman El Jeffe..., corporate politics and all that.
He probably will, but fortunately one thing that El Jefe is remarkably fine with is swearing!
Today I have a question about the thumbnail.
Did you put all those faces in there or I am just being haunted by demons?
I put them all in there!!! It's freaky!!! But they could also be demons!!
I put them all in
There!!! It's freaky!!! But they could
Also be demons!!
- meesterboom
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
I do that all the time with my art. The freaky part is noticing it's there first, before you add in the subtle highlights.
Where do they come from?
Why are they here?
Took me three attempts to get it right, almost gave up. But I do like it when it comes together just out of the blue!!!
I have eleven projects I started but didn't finish. That's not like me. Usually I just put things out and hope for the best.
Kind of in a shit mood today... LOL!
I am/was too, fucking coronovirus fear is hitting our place big time.
I say, bang one out and hope for the best and by that I mean project :OD
I'm out in the middle of nowhere, by choice. Of course with my luck lately, someone will visit and kill me, slowly. Oh well. It's been a hellavu ride.
See. I just sound like an asshole. That's why today's post has been cancelled.
Don't worry, if they kill you slowly you can tell them that you foresaw this and point them at this comment.
Then after this comment you can comment about how they decided not to kil you slowly based on what they read and instead gave you a ride to the nearest bar and then ran because they know whats good for them.
Then you can get the good times on!
Still rock'n it here boomer. So consistently good!
It's all we can do now, is to keep on rawkin!! :OD
Unmatched tactical genius, if the end was your intent.
It was!! I didn't think it would work but it did!!
Wow, lotsa hair n a beard, why the masculinity build up...?
[...reading on...]
Ow... 😁
Lol. I think I did too good a job in the face swapping, it doesn't actually look to much like me. It's settled. No beards for me!!
Hahaha, saves you from the pain of growing one.
And damn, why did I even think about looking up what wolfbagging meant!? Now I have to get another vivid movie out of my head.
Another thing I cannot un-think ever! 🥴😂
Never look them up, that way madness lies!!! I do the all stuff so you don't have to :0F
Thanks, I will remember that for the next time. 😁👍
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Awesome article!
I wonder how many people are aware of the truth about the virus.
Basically the media makes people believe there is a virus so people:
What's your opinion?
My post was nothing about a virus.
I suspect these are phishing links.
Fuck off
Nice and direct!
Sometimes its best to just put it out there :OD
I suspect you're too fearful.
Hmm mmm
What is this supposed to mean?
What's more important:
The virus hype is a good way through which they can justify their new world order.
I have a hunch: free people can't be controlled.
What do you (whoever reads this) want:
Here's a clarification (just in case you're afraid of links): The links from this comment lead toward steemit articles.
I dont want to argue with a nonsense link dropper.
Take your links and jog on
That's a good way to ignore our challenge.
We don't have a challenge
If you think 5G tech causes flu-like symptoms, I question your scientific aptitude.
I just shared the information I found.
Everybody can affirm stuff. The question is:
In case you think 5G tech doesn't cause flu-like symptoms,
Anyone can share pseudo-scientific nonsense, too. As the one raising the question, burden of proof is yours. How do radio waves, an infrared light frequency, cause symptoms of the flu, a viral infection? Scientific inquiry requires you to show evidence of your claim in a manner than can be tested, not an empty accusation you then ask others to disprove.
And why are you commenting here? This is an off-topic comment if ever there was one.
In my comment you can find links that lead toward resources that answer your question; I guess you missed that part.
What's more important:
The virus hype is a good way through which they can justify their new world order.
I have a hunch: free people can't be controlled.
What do you (whoever reads this) want:
Here's a clarification (just in case you missed the obvious): You can check the resources from this comment; otherwise you might ask questions for which you can find answers in these resources.
I want to be free, but that doesn't mean I have to buy into your spammy nonsense. Stop trying to shift the burden of proof. I've been down the rabbit hole of such theories before, and found an absence of sound evidence. You're making a very fundamental scientific claim that radio waves inflict virus-like symptoms. This should be readily supported by evidence widely available in scholarly literature since radio has been studied for about a century now.
It just keeps going around in circles, which isn't a useful usage of time: you keep talking about proof even though you can find it in the first comment.
You're the one going in circles. A youtube video with a talking head is not evidence, much less proof, of the connection you claim. This is almost flat earth level nonsense.