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I was going to suggest the ass, because if it was in his mouth, then he would have difficulty using words to make a fool of himself and provide you with valuable blog material.

That is very true, I shall attempt to insert one into him and hope that he does not obtain an erection which would be most inconvenient!

And that, would be the perfect moment in which to make formal introductions between him and the trans person.

Lol, nicely done!