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I'm gonna go lick buttons!

Oooo, you've got buttons. I've heard of them. Maybe you're in a lift!

Of course I'm in a lift. That's the only way to get high these days.

What if its going the wrong way??

I just do a hand stand.

I do them too. And frown at the same time because it flummoxes them

Holy fucking shit where did that f-word come from?

You can't use that word here. They won't be happy!!!