[NEWS FLASH] Crazy Old Man Of Steemit Turns 72
I had never intended to live past 30 and lived my life accordingly... after my childhood, It's a miracle I'm here at all. Then I was 40-50-60, and now 72. I can hardly believe it! I'm convinced that I'm either going to live forever, or I already died and this is Hell!
A friend on here and I were discussing our mortality and he suggested that I consider making arrangements for willing my crypto-fortune to my family... but I have other plans. I'm going to buy an oversized coffin and find a suicidal hooker, preferably between 25-40 (No uglies, fat chicks, or trannys) to spend eternity with me.
Anyways, I made it, thanks in in a very big way, to my friends here on Steemit who have been so supportive. Believe it or not, it's what keeps me going and motivated to write (and post offensive memes- I managed to offend 4 phonies and get them off my follower list. That's why I posted it.) I'm so very happy to have found this wonderful community. So, if you drink- have one for me and don't forget, there's still time to get me that Maserati! Thanks!!!
Happy Birthday, Old Man! I'll have a drink in your honor, but not for another 8-10 hours.
That'll work... I had to put the plug in the jug about 30 years back!
Thank you my friend!!!
Happy Birthday! No old guy at all. The 70s are now considered as the 50s in real life expectancy so I have read. Surely hope it's not FAKE news!
I wish they had told me back when I was abusing my body!
@richq11
Is that a birthday cake or a funeral pyre??
Oooooooh...
sorry, don't blame me... @globocop sent me over.
😋😎
Wishing you the best....and...
Keep on STEEMIN ON!!!!
Peace!!!
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Thank you... I've been watching for him to post so I can thank him for the gift!
Hey Rich ! Did post a special greeting card my friend. :)
Of course, did it before I saw the pyro post here.
How was ya day? You don't want a Maserati... Just get automated Speeding Tickets.
Thank you for the gift! I had a good day but a better night... my ex came over so Pops could get his swerve on. And i do want a Maserati!
Well - we do the same next year bro - glad you had a... swerving... night... :D
Darn - upvoted my own comment - didn't mean to...
Have you actually seen the post?
https://steemit.com/blogging/@globocop/happy-72nd-birthday-rich
A birthday GIFT for you!
My Man... God bless you!!! And thanks!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
happy birthday sir many god give u many happines this special day and allin ur whole life...have a great day richq11 sir
Thank you my friend!
happy birthday and many many good wishes u this special day
Thank you... Now time to work!
Happy Belated birthday my new friend .. your image of the birthday cake made me laugh. Hope it was a good one. :)
At this point... every day is a good one!
Happy Birthday and congratulations good sir. You've clearly made it to this age for a reason and you continue to prove this time and time again. You're providing this community, and the world by extension, laughter, sanity, reality, honesty, truth, friendship and the pleasure of getting to know you. I get that you never could have forseen any of this for yourself, and may have actively tried to avoid it, but it seems your character and strength has been needed for longer than 30 years.
Whatever happens in the future, hookers or otherwise, I know you'll do whatever you need to do with your unextinguishable character.
There will be a whiskey in my glass for you tonight.
Thank you my friend! Everything happens for a reason... I still have no idea what???
Maybe the reason or reasons have been in every second, minute, hour and day you have been on this world. Maybe your purpose has always been to enrich the lives of others, to pass on knowledge, wisdom and to be someone who can teach from your lifes experiences. Or maybe I am a million miles from the truth of it all but I believe we all have a purpose in this life and finding and knowing this is often the real challenge. I don't believe I have found my purpose in life yet but I know I have one, even if that purpose is to be there for others.
That's the funny thing about your purpose in life... You don't get to know what it is- it's all reflected in others. I forget if it was Plato or Aristotle (Plato I think) who said: If someone quotes one of your ideas, you've reached immortality.
Well I can feel confident in knowing you've certainly had an inpact with those in this community.
Thank you!
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Happy Birthday!
Haha, I think your blog is very real, it's incredible, you never expect anything but only things happen and the years pass, luck in your projects frien
Thank you!